"Oh for the love of Asgardia." Facepalm x2 combo? Facepalm x2 combo. "Did he really--? Of course he did, what kind of question is that, I know what I'm like. Yes, I'll take a drink, thank you."

Once. Just once is all he asks. One universe. One iteration of himself who didn't spend a good chunk of time being a giant asshole?

Sigh.